i did give a dude my number
he: so did i
she: a dude?
lol
he: lol
she: and he called
he: yeah?
she: and he's an asshole, lol
he: lol
she: which i kind of figured what with him deciding to try and make out with me on the dance floor 15 minutes after we met
but i had to be sure
he: mine showed her bi polar within 24 hrs
she: well, at least our early warning radar works
he: yes
she: i had a wingwoman with me to help decide he was an asshole
he: yeah, u told me last week
she: see, i'm old, i don't remember shit
he: when u kissed him back cause that's what your mom would want you to do
she: lololol
no
i decided it was better to kiss him than punch him and make a scene
he: btw, your new blog was sad. you're not all emo. the stories are great though
she: awww
i'm not feeling emo lately
i don't know what happened, i had all these things i wanted to blog about
he: how come?
she: and now i just don't feel like it
i have no idea
sometimes i'm just more emotionally and feely than other times
he: it happens we all become creatively lackadaisical every now and then
she: oh, i will, i just haven't gotten emotional about anything recently
give me a week, lol
he: lol
she: shit, i pounded out two in one night, surely i can do that again
he: i haven't written one in a week and a half
*she tells story about object of affection that is exhibiting contradicting behavior which is not available for public consumption because she is a big chickenshit*
he: yeah, you intimidate him. he'd end up accusing u of cheating on him all the time
she: you think?
he: oh, i know
she: oh shit
why am i so intimidating? i don't get that
that just sounds like bullshit
he: you're not intimidating. but weak men don’t like when a girl can dish it out
she: but i really don't think he's weak, comparatively
i guess maybe he thought i was implying he was stupid, and i wasn't
my bad
he: and when they think they're smarter and sexy. they think they aren't good enough and are convinced every time you go out without them you're gonna hook up with 10 dudes
she: hmm, i married that
i divorced that
he: starting to notice some similarities?
she: i attract insecure guys because while they love my confidence and assertiveness
it also intimidates the fuck out of them
i'm convinced we're attracted to people who have qualities we wish we had but don't think we have
he: that's what i just said.
she: and i think i'm all that, i have no problem with self esteem, fucking great, lol.
he: dont change that about yourself! it's not a flaw
she: it seems like it, i don't want to dumb myself down
or turn myself down, for anyone
he: don't
i've done that and hated myself
for it
she: i'm too set in my ways now
i mean, i can see changing things about me that aren't good, like the smoking thing
like, here
*another story not for public consumption, lol*
he: lol, it's okay. i know this one
she: oh man
lol
but then there is the total opposite
this dude who called me
he was a walking, talking personal fan club of one
which is the difference between confident and arrogant
he: ahhh, the classic let me compliment her into bed, because i dont have anything smart or interesting to say.
he probably will agree with every thing u say
she: no no, he wasn’t complimenting me, he was all about himself
he was the best player on his flag football team, the best insurance salesman ever, blah blah blah
he: ahhh
she: didn't ask much about me at all
he: a tool
she: there ya go
he: they're open books and deserve to be blue balled
she: and he called at 8pm on a saturday night to see what i was doing...that night
so yeah
cool, i thought so, i figured my judgment was right there
thus my problem
attracted to him
but didn't LIKE him
when the fuck did that start to matter, DAMMIT, lol
i mean, seriously, with your exploits, is liking her an absolute must, or optional? lol
he: casual sex is not a taboo. it's okay to embrace animal instincts every once and a while
she: it would have been great if he was mute
with my luck, we'd probably be doing it and he'd shout out how awesome he was
that was a sex and the city episode, I know it..
he: never watched that show
she: lots of boobies
he: okay, i fast forwarded through a few
she: lol
he: the only hot one to me was the brunette
she: charlotte, lol
he: the slut was cool though
she: i would have liked to look like charlotte, but dress like carrie
he: lol
she: so seriously, how much do you have to like a chick to actually do her
what if she's really hot, but she's a real bitch
just sneak out in the morning before she wakes up?
or while she's in the bathroom the same night, immediately after? :)
he: sometimes being a bitch is hot
lol
she: well, true, but not the hot kind how's that
brb, must pee
he: okay, here's the 'real deal'
k
me too actually
she: k
talk, i'll be back
he: i've fucked a lot of girls that i'd never tell anyone about, i've fucked a lot of girls that were way out of my league. Those were easy, when i don’t give a fuck i'm very loose and charming. it's like, what do i have to lose
when it comes to girls that are 'my type' or i'm really infatuated with, i fuck it up really fast.
usually i end up being friends with them, cause in my brain i think. having a cool ass friend would be better than me getting rejected
she: wow
i don't think that deep
he: so, sex is not a problem. love is
she: wow, i might kind of be the opposite
how do you fuck it up?
he: it's easy to do.
i'm a very good empathizer.
it's not fake, i'm very genuine
but, most girls are attracted to assholes, and i'm not an asshole
and not gonna pretend to be one
so we become 'friends'
then, i've already fucked it up
she: ok, i used to be that girl
and then i learned recently
an asshole is an asshole no matter how cute he is
no, i don't think it's you doing the fuck it up thing
he: and those drunk moments when i could make a move and i know it would work
i back off because, i'm too nice a guy
she: but, and this is from my recent experience, what if she's just as scared as you?
he: see, here's my cunundrum
and proving my point
last call girls... easy.
hot young girls i could give a shit about.... easy
a girl i really like, relate to and wanna impress..... all i can think of is fuck, i've got this gut an double chin
it's a mental block
she: i have that mental block, i do
he: i'm a confident guy who's comfortable in my own skin
but i have a built in self-cock-block
that i cant work past
she: this is definitely why god created alcohol
he: i guess i'm afraid of love
she: i think you're afraid of not being loved back
maybe
he: maybe
she: i'm afraid of someone not returning my feelings, and it sucks
but i'd rather know than not know sometimes
i just hate being the one to put everything on the table first
he: maybe i am too
haven’t thought of that
she: because it is weird, if i tell this guy, again, that hey, i like you, we need to get to know each other better, and he isn't interested
then it's gonna be weird, but someone I don't see often, i can put it all out there and prepare for the worst
he: for sure
she: and what if he's thinking the same thing
he: i've got 5 girls at work i could describe the same way
except i never molested them at last call
;)
she: lol
he didn't molest me
it was very sweet, actually, lol
eh, eventually i'll tell him
before the end of the summer
he: dare you
she: damn you, lol
ok, i'm outty
i'll drunk text you tomorrow from trivia
he: u better
sext me too@!
!
lol
she: i'll try, lol
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