she: oh my, does that little video thing mean you're webcam ready? lol
he: i guess
i set it up so i could turn it on.
she: lol
**filler and technical difficulties**
she: ok, so we really did have someone email and ask us to take on the spit or swallow debate?
he: yes. so, at this party Friday night. That, obviously, you were totally mad at me for being at
lol
she: heh
lol
no, i have a habit of spacing shit, so i'm trying to be accountable and stuff, i was willing to stay home friday night to chat
lol
he: All us guys are at a picknick table telling obscene and politically incorrect jokes
the chicks were talking about spit or swallow
ironically
she: it seems to be a popular topic
like choosing a political party
he: *** told the girls she swallowed(like she only knew that way)
they freaked out and it became a big deal
to the other girls
she: how old are these girls?
he: 27-30
she: are they single?
he: no all married, i was the only single one there.(great decision Al)
but have all lived in *** all their lives
she: then how did they get married?
lol
um...lol
ok, that's nuts
no pun intended
he: ya
so, that led to alot of fun when we found out their conversation
she: so seriously, they just don't
they'll stick a dick in their mouth but they won't swallow
really?
he: yup
swallowing is totally the minority, btw
she: not in my poll
ok, i assume you don't have a first person opinion on this
unless you are really limber and into self-pleasure
he: odd. but i've done some 'research' on this recently
she: really? minority?
he: for real.
one of the girls said she held it in her mouth until she went to the bathroom and not sure from there
lol
she: well, here's my general consensus, and when I speak for me, I speak for my friends
because I'm not going to have friends that don't swallow, we have standards to protect here, lol
he: lol
she: well, first of all
if i'm giving a blowjob, I am really super seriously into a guy
you don't just hand those out like candy
he: why not?
she: because, unless I like him, I don't get into doing it
he: i thought that was the new 1st base
:)
she: if I dig him alot, I turn into a hoover
he: lol
she: there aren't alot of guys who fall into this category, lol
now, if you're down there
and you like him enough to be blowing him
why wouldn't you swallow?
he: i totally get that.
she: now, it's not the tastiest thing on earth
he: i'm not arguing, but i'm in the bible belt. liquor stores are open on Sundays in Denver
she: i grew up in the bible belt, silly, i've not changed my blowjob stance
lol
he: but it's not poison
she: spitting is rude
period
he: lol
she: it's that simple
spitting is rude
now, again, with the taste thing
he: okay. here's why you're wrong.
she: really? this is an issue that requires someone to be wrong?
lol
he: brb 1st gotta pee
she: k
he: back
okay, hear me out on this. then judge
lol
she: ok dokey
lol
he: when a girl is good enough too get me to nut with her tounge/mouth i could give a shit if she spits it out, swallows it or let's it slide out her nose. :) the important thing is that i got to get off.
Now, if you ask me to pull it out and blow it all over you..... then, i'm impressed
:)
Rude is only involved when you say 'tell me before you cum, so i can get out of the way'
now you can berate me lol
she: no, not berating, if your only choice is to spit or swallow, then swallowing is the preferred method
why hold it in your mouth to run and spit it out? what, she gonna put it in a shot glass and drink it?
later?
he: i would tend to agree, it's easier
she: to me, spitting is the equivalent of a dude withdrawing himself from my nethers and going to brush his teeth.
he: i meant the sexist remark i ended that with
lol
she: it's sex, it's messy, it's wet, deal with it
he: lol
she: um, what was sexist, my sexist radar is obviously off
he: deal with it, i've slept with blood on my cock, i'm not gonna get prissy
lol
she: lol
and here's the other polite thing about swallowing
if someone is making sure all of it is out of there...
he: don't have to wash the sheets?
she: it's not going to hurt when you pee shortly thereafter
he: no, it still does. well, not hurt but when what's left dries, it spreads your pee all over the place
lol
she: mm hmm
he: now, if you have the courtsey to lick it clean, then we totally need to get married
lol
she: pleading the fifth
he: now you're just teasing....
she: no, i have known women who are like "ewww" and I'm like what do you do?
spit it in a kleenex
by that point, it's been in your mouth longer than if you just swallowed it
he: but
at least they had it in their mouth
she: you and your underachieving silver linings, lol
he: some, will tell you to warn them
and that's not easy lol
honestly....
honestly...
honestly....
she: lol
so you're saying it really doesn't matter
he: after you've had it swallowed enough, it's more fun to pull out and shoot all over her face
she: um, what is the joy in that, really?
someone could lose an eye
he: it's like a power trip thing
she: hmmm
he: it's the ultimate marking your territory deal
she: in the wrong circumstance, it could be construed as degrading, tho
he: i'm sure this is some sort of subconscious male domination thing
but, what ever lets you sleep at night
lol
she: well, maybe swallowing can be a power trip too
hmmm
no, i'm just thinking now, lol
he: uh huh, hit me again asshold you wont see me cry
she: no, you guys are pretty vulnerable when we're down there
he: i know
i'm sayin, though. sometimes it's a power struggle. it shouldn't be. but when there is a winner and a loser, the relationship is bound to fail
or last forever, havent figured that out yet?
she: no, i'm all for anything goes in the bedroom when you're with someone you trust implicitly
he: i agree, but
but
but
she: but but but
he: hear me out
she: lol
he: with girls 'anything goes' always comes with consequences'
we're always being judged.
shut up, yes you are
:)
she: hmmmmmmmhe: that means i'm right, but you're trying to justify it
she: no, i think it should be a win win
there's no reason why it shouldn't be, sex is like everything else, you have to compromise sometimes, i guess
i mean, if a chick really hates the taste of it or has a bad gag reflex, then yeah, don't swallow
but don't act like you're too good for it
he: i wanna believe you, i really do. and, i trust what you say. but you wanna impress your girlfriends as much as you wanna impress the man.
when they collide, what wins?
she: wait, what does that mean exactly
you want to impress chicks as much as i want to impress a dude
he: k, let me rephrase.
no
she: or i want to impress my girlfriends
he: yes
she: nope, that's where you're wrong
he: sex, alot of the time, is about winning. who can make the other want it more
she: when girls talk about sex, it's not about one-upping each other
it's more about making sure we're not weird, lol
he: lol
that's odd
she: and finding like-minded people who look at sex the way we do
yeah, we don't one-up each other
it's like "um, he did this, and it was not good"
lol
or "he did this, and after I got over the fact it was kind of out of the ordinary, i actually liked it, DOES THAT MEAN I'M A FREAK?"
That is how sex talk goes with me and my girlfriends
he: guys do that opposite... hey, look at the freak i fucked and what she did
she: yeah, i know
but we don't try to outslut each other
lol
we try to underslut each other, i think
he: lol
she: i mean, a typical conversation with one of my girls goes
so, the other night, so and so and i were doing it, and i had the urge to do such and such. is there something wrong with me?
and my friends always say, "no, that's normal"
lol
he: odd. deep down, dont you wanna outslut each other?
she: no, we don't want to be sluts, dumbass, you don't listen, lol
he: lol
let me rephrase
you don't want to be considered sluts when you do slutty things
she: if we do slutty things, we don't want the person getting the slut action to think we do that with everyone
he: ahhh, i see
make the guy feel special
she: because most of my friends are like me, into serial monogamy
if i'm naked with him, he's special. period.
girls go through a phase where they will try to impress in bed to get the guy to like them more
that was my early 20's
lol
i don't do that anymore
i'm going to do what i like, if he likes it, awesome, if not, say so
he: i get the feeling you're riled up now
she: lolol
he: take a drink and calm down
:)
i need to slow down, starting to get hammered. lol
she: i'm a little insulted at feeling like you are generalizing, not that i don't do that ever, but damn you, I'm perfect and wonderful in every way, lol
he: lol
i know you are
she: women should never do anything sexually if they aren't comfortable with it
he: but, i know women, and you're making me feel like i dont dammit
haha
she: not as well as you think you do
he: i agree.
she: and i don't even pretend to understand men, lol
he: lol
she: i just assume yeah, you're going to go tell everyone what happened the next day
he: of course, everything except how much i payed
she: there's just a huge difference between casual sex and committed sex in my mind
lolol
he: huge difference, we agree there
she: so each situation is different, you know?
i mean, if i've been with someone for ages, and they really, really want to spooge on my face
he: yeah, it is.
she: i'd think about it
i would do it
but if the situation wasn't that serious
i'd tell him to take his goggles and shove them up his ass
:)
oh fuck it, i have trust issues
lol
he: what if they anted to splooge on your boobs, and you'd been togethe a couple of times?
she: lololol
you know, it honestly just depends on the situation, it really doeshe: i'm sure it does
she: but i'm going to err on the side of NO to that one, lol.
everyone is perverted in their own ways, and i'm just hesitant to let anyone know just how and where i am
i am pretty guarded about that, lol
he: lol, you've let it out pretty good here
she: pfft, this is nothing
he: the fact that you swallow is huge in TN
lol
she: lololol
that's the blog title
swallowing is huge in tn
i mean, this is me we're talking about
i won't eat hardly anything
i can't even do a shot properly
but swallow? totally got that.
he: if this is nothing, i wanna hear a total freak story. off the record.
she: lolol
ugh, so, let's wrap up the spit swallow thing
we need a tidy lesson learned here, lol
he: k
she: cause we have to work tomorrow, lol
he: my lesson is that girls think swallowing is something special, and should be acknowledged as such. ALWAYS!
she: oh my god, now you're just posturing
lol
he: lol
that's why i leave the lessons learned up to you
she: as long as you don't spit it back in a guy's face, it's all good
there ya go, lesson learned
he: that's sooooo true
:)
she: run for the bathroom, use it as moisturizer, spread it on his chest and peel it off later, whatever, just don't spit it in his face
he: or save it in a jar for his birthday
she: because he probably hasn't moved past the fact you're naked yet :)
he: HOT
she: "oh god, hold on, i gotta text my buds"
he: "you're gonna tell your girlfriend how big i am, aren't u"
she: wait, will you kiss a girl after she's swallowed?
he: always.... otherwise she feels dirty
always
she: what's good for the goose...yep, you're a good man, lol
he: duh
she: really, seriously, dudes who are like "EWWWW!" Yeah, sorry, god made us taste better than you, but deal with it. I guess this is what we get for that whole apple fiasco.
he: yeah, if your gonna swallow what i wont touch without a towel then i'll be more than happy to pleasure your mouth with my tounge
or something like that
lol
she: lmfao
that sounds like an ancient chinese proverb
he: confucious says
he who lets his soul be swallowed should also let his manhood challenged
lol
she: in bed
he: LMAO
she: sorry, thought it was a fortune cookie
lol
he: it totally ws
she: ok, i'm outtie
i'll cut and paste and whatever that it is i do tomorrow or tuesdayhe: alright
she: and send it to you
he: cool
she: thank you dr. stoli, i will sleep well
lol
g'night dear
lol
he: loves u bitch
she: loves you too dick, lol
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