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surpregirl: hello? is this thing on?
me: Yeah is
surpregirl: yay
me: if you click the arrow pointing up and to the right you get a bigger box
huhu bigger box
surpregirl: lol
ok, i did that
me: ha ha just logged me out
and when it logs me out chat moves to blackberry and i have to close that out to open it
back up on here
that wore me out
lol
surpregirl: gadget’s fault
lol
i say lol so fucking much when i'm on this thing, it's really, really sad
just so you know
me: i'd LOL but then i'd feel stupid
surpregirl: i had to physically restrain myself from typing it then
me: lol
d'oh!
surpregirl: HA, see
me: i say let the lol's fly
surpregirl: and they will, they sooooo will
me: it's a new acronym
or relatively new
surpregirl: less than ten years old
it’s a minor
me: we need to invent a drink called LOL
surpregirl: it would have to have wine in it, wine makes me ridiculous
and makes everything funny
me: it will 'tickle your tastebuds'
surpregirl: heh
i say heh every now and then to change up the lol
me: how about tequilla, milk and red bull. cause just the thought of that makes me lol
surpregirl: that makes me want to throw up, lol
but hey, look, it worked sorta
me: ooh, white zin and red bull
surpregirl: what would orange juice and jager taste like?
me: it's called a tootsie roll
surpregirl: lol
me: and tastes just like one
surpregirl: figured there was a name for it already
me: i swear
surpregirl: it sounds really gross
me: wait, that's kahlua and OJ
oops
surpregirl: ewww
me: jager and OJ, is not a real drink yet
surpregirl: hmm
me: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080320031620AALDDtm
surpregirl: if i had jager, i'd try it, just to have an opinion
me: i loooooove jager
surpregirl: jager is the only liquor i can drink as a shot in one shot
otherwise, i have to sip
me: sissy
surpregirl: pretty much yeah
i had a bartender add more cranberry to my jug o vodka a couple of weeks ago
and he called me a pussy
and I'm like
DUH
me: and it was a well deserved pussy call
me: u did shots of vodka when i was there all at once
surpregirl: did I? omg, i totally fucking forgot about that
i don't think i did vodka shots, you did
i was drinking cran and vodka
but maybe your memory is better than mine, lol
me: yeah you chased the vodka shot with vodka and cranberry
surpregirl: oh wow
lol
me: it's all good, you kept your clothes on. lol
surpregirl: amazing, damn
i may not remember what i say or what i drank or where i go
but i always remember what I do, lol
me: lol
surpregirl: lol
ok
lol
speaking of blogs
me: i may try to work in a few lolz
surpregirl: i heard something on the radio this morning
a topic, perhaps
or rolz
me: isn't that what u call ecstasy?
surpregirl: like i'd know lol
surpregirl: they were talking about who pays for the first date or dates
and blah blah chivalry blah blah blah
me: whoever does the asking
surpregirl: yes, but forever?
me: no
as much as women wanna cry chivalry blah blah....
if you mention 'dutch'
it's a turnoff
100% of the time
surpregirl: true
during the courting phase which lasts how long
until the clothes come off?
sad but true
say...
five dates
(exaggerating)
me: what if the 1st date is after you actually already hooked up?
surpregirl: then it's retroactive and the dude pays?
:)
at that point, i guess it's a formality
me: whoever hosted the hookup, doesn't pay
surpregirl: lololol
wow, we need to write a whole new "Rules" book
me: hell ya
surpregirl: for the "been there done that" crowd
well, i guess if you've already hooked up
me: if the girl makes more money than the guy, you should take turns
surpregirl: totally
me: but not keep up with whose turn it is
argue about it a little for show
surpregirl: lol
but what if you don't know how much money the other person makes yet, i don't talk
about that usually ever
lol
me: yeah, but you have an idea, when you know what they do
surpregirl: i guess if he's driving a '78 gremlin held together by duct tape, that should be
a clue, eh?
me: lol
'administrative assistant' = less than 30k
surpregirl: lol
me: unless she's doing the boss
surpregirl: i was just going to say that
lol
because here's the thing
i don't usually go on a date with some dude unless I'm pretty sure i really, really like him
because when I was younger, my mom insisted I go out on a date with this nice, well off
dude who was a little older than me
i don't know what she was thinking
"he asked you out, you go out with that boy"
like i'm supposed to be grateful
me: lol
surpregirl: she was obviously trying to direct my attention away from a loser
i didn't like him, but i went out with him
he took me to nashville, to a really nice restaurant
me: did you order the most expensive thing?
surpregirl: no, lol and at the end of the night he kissed me, and i didn't want to kiss him,
but i did, because i felt like i owed him
ewww. no tongue, but still, lol
me: you felt like you owed him?
surpregirl: and i'm like THANKS MOM
yeah
how fucked up is that? got your dr. phil hat handy?
me: that's classic, yeah he blacked my eye but i over-cooked the roast
surpregirl: wow
me: lol
surpregirl: i obviously have a hard time letting people do nice things for me for the sake
of it
i just don't like owing anyone
me: i was making an exaggerated analogy
surpregirl: oh god, i think i'll be using those 3 free shrink sessions at work, lol
me: lol
wouldn't you think he owed you for letting him be around you for a few hours?
surpregirl: well, 15 years ago no
NOW, yes, lol
well, i've extended you the pleasure of adoring me, we are EVEN
lol
good night
air kiss
me: i will give you the pleasure now of watching me walk away
surpregirl: lolol
i think match.com and internet dating has kind of changed things up a bit
because i think if you do meet someone you met on there, it's a meet and greet, and it's
dutch, period
although the few times i did do that, the men insisted on paying
and i'm thinking "you'll never see me again because you look like my dad, but ok"
me: yeah you've usually seen each others naughty bits before you even met, thanks to
webcam
surpregirl: you have a webcam? HA HA HA HA HA
you are brave
lol
me: i'm not scared.
surpregirl: i know so many people who do have one
me: love me dammit, we're doing this on my terms!
surpregirl: i do not
lol
i'm obviously a holdover from the victorian era
* adjusts corset*
me: i've been called arrogant 3 times this week. all in a nice way
odd
chicken shit
surpregirl: you're not arrogant, you're confident, huge difference
me: i know!
that's why the arrogant deal stuck in my mind
surpregirl: insecure people would say arrogant
me: jerks
surpregirl: pretty much
who were they? people whose opinions you actually cared about? or people who don't
even know you
me: i need vodka, brb
surpregirl: me too
me: then i’ll spill it
surpregirl: me too
removing cell phone from table
me: why's that?
surpregirl: in case i spill
me: ahhh
surpregirl: i'm clumsy, this is why i don't wear white much either
me: got ya
lol
******* was one, but i knew she didn't mean it bad.
A dude at work, told me he loved my arrogance.
and i dont remember the 3rd one
ill think of it sometime
surpregirl: hmm
webster says
exaggerating or disposed to exaggerate one's own worth or importance often by an
overbearing manner
me: i do exude an overbearing manner at times, but it's because i'm usually right
surpregirl: and i totally understand that, lol
i'm trying to think of anyone i would describe as arrogant
i can think of people who are narcissistic
and snooty
but not arrogant
as per webster
me: i'm narcissistic to the core
surpregirl: you don't make everything about you
me: webster, is there any word he doesn't know
surpregirl: fucktard
me: that one goes in the book
surpregirl: yep, doesn't have that one
me: everything is not about me, but when it's not i get bored easily
surpregirl: i think i do too
me: i think it's okay to be a little narcissistic, otherwise you get walked all over
or let dudes stick their tounges down your throat because they bought a you a steak
surpregirl: i finally got over that, just sayin, lol
now it's 'take me to long john silver's and i might hold your hand'
kidding
i'd totally put out for ljs
me: u'd totally put out for long johns
surpregirl: shhh, lol
surpregirl: wow, actually, webster says narcissistic means
love of or sexual desire for one's own body
heh heh heh
lmao
me: what if i favor one part of my body more than the rest?
surpregirl: well, you're a dude, Freud would say you're supposed to
me: doh!
surpregirl: i like my boobs but i haven't build a shrine to them or anything
worship does occur in the general area occasionally, not by me
me: yes, but
i bet you think that you can 'stimulate' yourself better than anyone else
at least quicker
surpregirl: well, yeah, i'm most familiar with the equipment
me: see, same with the dudes
surpregirl: i've had access to it forever
lol
me: cept it does our thinking most of the time
okay, all of the time
surpregirl: how does the little head override the big head? gimme a real world situation
me: sitting at a red light and in the car in front of you, you catch cleavage i the car in
front of you's rear view mirror.
then the light turns green
and you dont go
another, better one
surpregirl: ok
me: walking the halls at work. 1000 people work in my building, some of them have
quite the nice view from behind.
i've taken alternate routes to keep up with the view
surpregirl: omg
i wore this killer dress to work a couple of weeks ago
and i went to lunch with two of the dudes i work with
and i thought it was weird they kept walking behind me
now i get it, lol
me: oh yeah
that's how opening the door for a woman was invented!
surpregirl: because of the little head, nice!
and opening the car door is so you can obviously look down her shirt
me: or stand when talking while she sits
surpregirl: lol
i think women are much more stealth and subconscious
like, if i'm talking to a guy i'm attracted to, i'll find a reason to touch him
me: yes, which brings me to my next point
Subconsciously women know this about men, but don’t realize it because their mind is
not always thinking about sex.
surpregirl: yes, we're obviously thinking about nesting or something gay like that
me: that's why the most surefire way to score a chick in a bar is to just look her in the
eyes.
the less you talk to the boobs, the more you get to play with them
surpregirl: yeah, cause we're like DOES HE NOT SEE THE GIRLS ON DISPLAY
HERE? WTF?
that is a brilliant, and very true, point
it's like banking boob stock
me: yup. you're flattered when a guy talks to the boobs, but subconsciencly(?) to you,
he's not interested in your mind
and that makes you mad at him
surpregirl: it's a double edged sword
me: yep, that's why i always make it a point to let her catch me glancing when we are not
talking to each other
surpregirl: and it does show some form of self control
me: correct
me: like she's with friends talking while i'm getting drinks, i'm far enough away to see
her, and she's interested because she's letting me see her. then i check out the boobs
when she thinks i think shes talking to her friend
surpregirl: smooooooooth
surpregirl: it just amuses me guys think about this stuff
because you know we do
i don't know if my mom told me this, or i figured it out, but if you're going out, either
show leg or boob, not both
me: i've never heard that one. makes sense though
surpregirl: unless you're going for slutty, then show both
me: strippers show both
see, though
but i know she knows i'm looking. so she's flattered, then when i look her in the eye face
to face.....
it's just a matter of asking then
lol
surpregirl: well, here's the thing
we know you've notice we're chicks
mission accomplished
and then it's like "but i'm a smart chick, and that should count"
me: i know.
it's all part of the game
surpregirl: and it's always a damn game. sigh. lol
me: i try to make you think i'm smart, therefore taking your mind off my spare tire
surpregirl: lol
me: of course its a game. life is a game
that’s why everyones loves at least one sport
surpregirl: the game of life ha ha
me: lol
surpregirl: it's totally strategy
me: what's red and smells like paint?
surpregirl: do i really want to know?
me: red paint
surpregirl: oh geeze
lol